Obama Promises More Transparency In Third Term

Washington, DC

The President today announced that although his tenure so far as Commander & Chief hasn’t been very transparent to most, he intends to change that. “In my third term I will be clear. Now, let me be clear….I will be clear.” He said today. Immediately following the statement reporters asked him why his Presidency to date has been so shrouded with secrecy in which he responded:”I looked at the calendar today and I’m pretty sure it said 2013, not 2017. So I guess you’ll just have to wait for that one.”

Reporters continued their line of questioning: “Mr. President, the constitution prohibits a President from having a third term. Don’t you see how this could be a problem?” “I don’t see how the constitution has anything to do with this or my Presidency. It is an old, tired out of date document.” The President replied.

With his family by his side, Barack Obama is s...

With his family by his side, Barack Obama is sworn in as the 44th president of the United States by Chief Justice of the United States John G. Roberts, Jr. in Washington, D.C., Jan. 20, 2009. It has been 1577 days since this day that the President has managed to not once keep any shred of his campaign promise of transparency:

In 2008, then candidate Obama ran a campaign promising transparency from “Day one.” It is currently DAY: 1577 and not one moment of the President’s campaign promise has come true. Supporters of the President who range all the way from white union worker to black unemployed guy have all excused the non-transparency as “Bush’s fault.” “Ya see bruh, when da Prez gots inda office he didn’t evah have a chance ya dig? He had to hide all duh lies from Bush or else people be rioting the streets killing all the white folk!” Martel Howard the Third commented.

Others, mostly the President’s critics, consisting of Republicans, Tea Party supporters, Conservatives & anyone with a 3rd grade or higher reading comprehension score are against him. They collectively sight the shroud of secrecy as a way to protect the President from any blame. Much like a woman, the President is blameless in all situations. “HE MADE ME CHEAT ON HIM.” is a perfect example of this. Not being accountable, holding others at fault for their actions and generally being a bitch are the trademarks of President Obama and women.  It’s no wonder why some have referred to President Obama as the first Female President. Okay no one has ever said that but you have to admit it’s pretty accurate.

I would be worried about the feminists boycotting my blog but let’s be honest…That’ll never happen. Women can’t read.


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